Is The WWE
Still A ‘Big Man’s’ World?
With the recent addition of Big E. Langston to the WWE main
roster, I got to thinking… does the current WWE product have one “body” guy too
many?
For those of us whom have been life-long WWE fans, fans of
the 80s, 90s and beyond; this question may seem almost laughable. For we can
remember a time when almost EVERY WWE Superstar was a “jacked up”, “body” guy.
From Ivan Putski, Nikita Koloff, Lex Luger, The Ultimate Warrior, The Road
Warriors, Kerry Von Eric, Warlord, (not to mention Barry Horowitz), almost
everyone was a ripped and chiseled mass of humanity.
It is only when you place the aforementioned question into
the context of the more “natural” looking Superstars of today, such as CM Punk,
Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler and The Brooklyn Brawler that the discussion
begins to make sense. And lets not discredit the physiques of today’s stars,
heck, I would argue that the training regimen and level of discipline required
of today’s stars far surpasses that of their predecessors’.
The question remains however, using the stereotypical “big
man” ring psychology, is there room in the WWE for all of these larger than
life Hulks to co-exist? Lets get specific here; we currently have the most
impressive list of body builder-like, 300+ pounders in recent memory with guys
like: Mason Ryan (yes, he’s still employed), Ryback, Ezekiel Jackson, David
Otunga and now Big E Langston. How are they all suppose to “get over” using
their power and strength without looking stale and over-done?
Let’s face it; they can’t all be “monsters” that steam-roll
through their competition…that would get old and fast. Not to mention the
super-heavyweights like Brock Lesnar, The Big Show, Mark Henry, Tensai and
Brodus Clay; in today’s WWE; unlike in years past, it is becoming somewhat of a
limitation to be the ‘big guy’.
Big guys of today have far more considerations and
parameters to keep in mind than did the Superstars of years past. Not only must
they appear big and strong, even larger than life, but in today’s fickle,
fast-paced market, they also need to keep the audience captivated and
enthralled. And with such an unprecedented (modern era) number of heavyweights
and super heavyweights; they also must be careful not to scoop each other’s
heat by using the same move-set and mannerisms. Now therein lies a bit of a
conundrum.
In the 80s and 90s the solution was simple: gimmicks!
Everyone had a gimmick. They were quite useful in fact. They could be used as
somewhat of a crutch for the larger dudes that were….lets say, not as ‘gifted’
as some of the others (cough, cough, Ultimate Warrior, cough, cough). Others used their gimmicks as a means to
enhance or supplement their ring work. One of my mentors and dear friends Nikita
Koloff was one such star. The “Russian Nightmare” as he was smartly dubbed,
moved like a cat in the ring. The dude was a true workhorse. But he also had a
very well defined gimmick. He will even tell ya though; his Russian gimmick was
somewhat of a saving grace that helped mask his inexperience and technical
inadequacies in his formative ring years.
Through a combination of his almost herculean strength, awe-inspiring
ring presence and his very well developed Russian Nightmare persona, he was
able to get ‘over’ very early in his career, despite not having fully mastered the
technical aspect of his newfound vocation. Later, rather than merely supplement
his persona, he was later able to fully integrate and augment his technical
skills with his gimmick rather than the reverse.
The problem today’s stars face is that they don’t really
have the luxury of, nor does the audience really have the stomach for very many
gimmicked caricatures. No longer is the mawkish ‘warrior’, ‘barbarian’,
‘zombie’, ‘ninja’ or ‘assassin’ from ‘parts unknown’ considered acceptable (nor
should they).
However good, bad or indifferent these gimmicks were, over
the past 10-15 years however, we have witnessed the gradual retirement of these
passé gimmicks. The archaic and even racist restrictions – (i.e. all African
Americans & Samoans have ‘hard heads’ that are impervious to pain) are now
all but forgotten.
So that leads back to the question at hand; how do the ‘big
guys’ cope in today’s professional wrestling marketplace? The solution is
simple. In today’s modern era, we
have ‘hybrid’ stars. That’s the key. No longer are Superstars restricted to the
outmoded moulds and rules of years past. They’re now almost limitless in what
they can accomplish. Heck, a couple of weeks ago I saw a near 500 lb Big Show
throw a DROPKICK! And a damned decent one at that.
The question becomes, as the pro wrestling playing field
becomes more homogenized, where will this discussion be in the next 10-20
years?
I for one can’t wait to see.
Thanks for reading.
Joe